taengtoro:

how are people at disneyland so calm. they’re walking next to gods. 

A Compilation of Tablo’s Nonsensical English ;

- “I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you!”

- “Get away from my sister.”

- “ARE YOU READY, PUT YO HANDS UP.”

- “Look who’s talking.”

- “Look, talking crap.”

- “YOUR FOOT IS CRAZY!”

- “UNBELIEVABLE!”

- “I am the CEO… of SM… Entertainment.”

- “My—my name is Hugh Grant.”

- “Why am I so haaaawt?”

- “I’m still here, I’m still here. Why are you rushing me? My man.”

- “My foot like your— face!”

- “I’m inside your eye.”

- “I’m innocent.”

- “Stop eating, you pig!”

- “Hey, uh, Tukutz, what I think about this particular matter, is that, uh, the synthesis of… part A and part B is not coming together properly.”

- “Your armpit— smells like… ATOMIC BOMB!”

- “Tell me that chu love meee… kljd;ljl;jakljlkhkgljl;fskl;joihajionw HEART.”

- “Give me some iron.”

- “Tukutz’s face, calls for a punch.”

- “Look at your FACE!”

- “My daughter, drinks, the water.”

- “If you open your mouth again and talk about video games, uh, again, uh, I’m going to— I’m probably going to… uh, my mind is probably going to fly away to ah— Andromeda, so you… better, uh, be quiet, and… lay your… computer game greed to rest.”

- “I’ll beat you with my toes.”

- “Stupid!”

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